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I have plenty left to say at age 60. It’s just that I’m worn out from the race. The one my body is having with my Mac to see who carks it first – in a rare and jinx worthy moment, I’m betting on the ‘puter.

Not to mention I hate being such a Juke Come Lately; I took a good long while to get into spouting off on the web.  Well, as a stationary target that is. Previous to WordPress offering a blog I could reliably use, I was a stationery target. Oh, yeah – and the typing. I hate typing; I can’t type for shit.  If I could, I’d have gotten acid thrown in my face by 1980. A good decade after the acid I ingested for recreational purposes. . ..

But before I retire from blogging I’d like to leave my 3 to 4 readers with the following life lessons. I learned them all much too late to help myself. Don’t let that happen to you. Here they are.

• No matter who you are, good or bad, you die. Sometimes horribly and too soon.

• If you have friends with big mouths and enough media access, they will get you a gig and/or sing your praises. Especially if there’s a payday.

• The New York Yankees (my old hometown team) are the stupidest/ greatest team of all time. Ever.

Did I mention how much I hate typing?